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Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
If your CTO isn't doing this on flights, your startup is not gonna make it: P.S. Subscribe to my newsletter to laugh about business and world news:
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
Billionaires in 1895: let’s use child labor. Billionaires in 2025: let’s file as a non-profit, then go public for $1 trillion. Too bad Rockefeller isn’t alive to see these shenanigans. P.S. subscribe to my newslette…
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
If your CEO looks like he’s spent years living under a bridge you’re gonna be rich: Subscribe to my newsletter for the funniest business and world news: https://lnkd.in/ekGih-Hf
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
If you're struggling to raise money for your startup, the reality is you're ugly, but here's how you can fix that: Take out a loan & get plastic surgery - debt is better than being ugly. P.S. subscribe to my newsletter…
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
When I was 13, I stole $1,200 from my dad. I felt terrible. So I came clean and told him the truth. I said, “Dad, someone stole from you”. He immediately began searching the house. That’s when he found the money…
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
If I had a dollar for every time Deloitte scammed a government with AI-slop, I'd have two dollars... I guess people with fake jobs can't help but do fake work. Subscribe to our newsletter for the funniest business and…
Ayush Kumar Singh
Social Media Manager | Helping Founders & Startups Build Visibility Through Storytelling | Social Media Management | Personal Branding | DM to collaborate 📞+91 94306 45814
Former PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi said she “could never have become CEO in India,” adding that her rise was possible because the U.S. system rewarded merit, talent and leadership, regardless of gender or background. She sai…
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
Before I invest in a company, I ask one question: Are you a virgin? If they answer no, I immediately back out. Sex and love are distractions that leave founders vulnerable to manipulation. (Trust me, I learned my le…
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
If you've ever wondered what the secret to raising millions for a startup is... Here you go: p.s. subscribe to my newsletter for the funniest way to get your business and world news: https://lnkd.in/ekGih-Hf
Jack Kuveke
GP @ Jabroni Capital | Head of Content @ Jabroni Media | Adam Neumann Look-alike | Ex-Child
VCs ghosting you after sending your pitch deck to your competitors and stringing you along for 5 months: P.S. Subscribe to my newsletter for the funniest business and world news: https://lnkd.in/ekGih-Hf